Talbot and Weller
Talbot & Weller Card149
Affiliations United Assassins Association
Body disposal
Body disposal and registration informant
Notable kills None, instead they dispose of the bodies of all ranked assassins except Helter-Skelter, Shinobu and Dark Star

Talbot (タルボット) and Weller (ウェラー) are minor characters in the 2007 video game No More Heroes. They are two members of the United Assassins Association staff who accompany Silvia Christel wherever a ranking match takes place, in order to dispose of the losing combatant's body, usually by incineration. A running gag throughout the game is Talbot's face being obscured from the player's view.

Each being one extreme of the other, Talbot is a silent, lurch of a man while Weller appears to be fairly short. While Weller keeps generally silent during his appearances, he can be heard speaking a number of times throughout the game, primarily by the messages he leaves on Travis Touchdown's answering machine, informing him of his registration for his newly acquired ranking. However at one point, when Travis defeats Bad Girl in the Destroy Stadium basement Talbot and Weller appear, mysteriously without Silvia, and Weller publicly speaks, congratulating Travis for his victory, as Silvia hasn't accompanied them to do so herself.

Talbot does not speak, while Weller is voiced by Dee Bradley Baker.

In the Trading Card GameEdit

There is one trading card featuring Talbot and Weller in the Design Materials set, Talbot & Weller.


No More Heroes series
Games No More Heroes · No More Heroes: Desperate Struggle · No More Heroes: Heroes' Paradise
Characters Bishop Shidux · Cat Jeane · Diane · Dr. Naomi · Ermen Palmer · Henry Cooldown · Jeane · Keita Sakai · Mask de Uh · Naoko Mori · Randall Lovikov · Sylvia Christel · Talbot and Weller · Thunder Ryu
Assassins Travis Touchdown · Helter-Skelter · Death Metal · Dr. Peace · Shinobu · Destroyman · Holly Summers · Letz Shake · Harvey Moiseiwitsch Volodarskii · Speed Buster · Bad Girl · Dark Star
Locations Area 51 · ATM · Atomic Drop Ward · Bar plastic model · Beef Head · Body Slam Beach · Destroy Stadium · Iron Claw Point · Job Center · K-Entertainment · Motel "NO MORE HEROES" · Naomi's Lab · Rolling Cradle Highway Bus Stop · Rounding Body Press Station · Santa Destroy High School · Santa Destroy Junction · Suplex Pizza · Thunder Ryu Bldg.
Settlements Santa Destroy, California · Speed City
Weapons Beam Katana · Blood Berry · Buster Launcher · Cross Sword · D.O.S. · Earthquake Maker · Horse Saber · Magic Double Saber · Orange II · SFX Converter · Three Girl Rhumba's Sword · Tsubaki · Tsubaki Mk-II · Tsubaki Mk-III
Vehicles Schpeltiger
Soundtracks No More Heroes Original Sound Tracks · No More Heroes Sound Tracks: Dark Side
No More Heroes 2
Characters Bishop Shidux · Cat Jeane · Dr. Naomi · Henry Cooldown · Mask de Uh · Mimmy · Ryan · Sylvia Christel · Takashi Miike · Talbot and Weller
Assassins Travis Touchdown · Shinobu · Skelter Helter · Nathan Copeland · Charlie Macdonald · Kimmy Howell · Matt Helms · Cloe Walsh · Dr. Letz Shake · Million Gunman · New Destroyman · Ryuji · Margaret Moonlight · Captain Vladimir · Alice Twilight · Jasper Batt Jr.
Locations Iron Claw Point · Destroy University · Santa Destroy Bank · Destroy Stadium · Destroy Resort · Motel "NO MORE HEROES" · Naomi's Lab · Ryan's Gym
Settlements Santa Destroy, California · Akashic Point
Weapons Beam Katana · Three Girl Rhumba's Sword · Earthquake Maker · Vosmir · Shapeshifting boombox · Le Croissant du Angel
Robots Santa Death Parade · Glastonbury
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