This is a list of fictional product brands in the 2007 video game No More Heroes.
- Chiller7 is an appliance manufacturer. One of their products, a fridge, can be seen in the basement of Destroy Stadium during the ranking match against Bad Girl. This is a reference to one of Goichi Suda's previous productions, killer7.
- Locust Juice is a brand of juice sold at the juice stand situated near the entrance to Body Slam Beach, though the vendor only appears during the Coconut Collector mission.
- Fudge is an automaker. Santa Destroy's Carpal Motors is a licensed dealership of Fudge.
- Iszktec is a electronics manufacture. One of their products, a television, can be seen in Travis Touchdown's motel room, though its brand name is only referenced in the game's instruction booklet.
- Locust Juice is a soft drink that can be found in vending machines throughout Santa Destroy, usually paired with Mai Tai.
- Mai Tai is a soft drink that can be found in vending machines throughout Santa Destroy, usually paired with Locust Juice.
- Orange Computers is a technician and designer of beam katanas, and presumably of home computers as well, given its nature. Death Metal is a recognized owner of one of Orange Computers' models, the Orange II.
- Saber Saving System is a manufacture of motherboards used to increase energy efficiency in beam katanas.